Advantages Of Being A Women

Advantages Of Being A Women

Here we have jokes about advantage of being a women. What do you think? Check it out!

Why it’s better to be a Woman!?


1 ) We got off the Titanic first.

2 ) We can cry and get off speeding fines.


3 ) Taxis stop for us.


4 ) Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.


5 ) Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies … (you get the point).


6 ) We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we’re gay.

7 ) We can hug our friends without wondering if WE’RE gay.


8 ) If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.


9 ) We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.


10 ) If we marry someone 20 years younger, we’re aware that we look like an idiot.


11 ) Our friends won’t think we’re weird if we ask whether there’s spinach in our teeth.


12 ) There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.


13 ) We’ll never regret piercing our ears.


14 ) We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.


15 ) We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.


16 ) We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

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